If You Can Read This You Are Too Close | Trucker T-shirt

Sizing Guide

Find your corresponding size on the chart to guide your purchase. Measurements are in inches.

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Premium Everyday Comfort

The Steel Mile Standard

We don't do "basic." We use Ring-Spun Cotton because it’s spun tighter and smoother, creating a fabric that’s noticeably softer and significantly more durable.

Lightweight, Not Flimsy

At 4.5 oz, this fabric is the "sweet spot" heavy enough to hold its shape, but light enough to let your skin breathe during a long day of work.

The Perfect Tailored Fit

Our True-to-Size Unisex Fit provides a relaxed look that’s professional enough for a meeting and comfortable enough for the sleeper berth. Pre-shrunk for total peace of mind.

Built to Last

Reinforced for the Road

We don’t cut corners. With double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves, our tees are reinforced at every high-stress point. It’s a shirt that stands up to the daily grind and repeated wear without losing its integrity.

The Seamless Advantage

No one likes a shirt that twists or loses its shape. Our quarter-turned construction eliminates that annoying center crease and keeps the seamless collar lying flat and looking professional, mile after mile.

Total Tagless Comfort

Focus on the road, not an itchy neck. Every shirt features a tear-away label, allowing you to easily remove the tag for a completely smooth, tagless experience with zero residue or irritation.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

Amazing Comfort and Style

Enjoy the soft, skin-friendly feel of our outdoor tees. Each shirt is crafted with care to offer long-lasting wear, ideal for both weekend hikes and spontaneous adventures. Designed to keep you comfortable while celebrating your love for the great outdoors.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.